A Rozy View on Life

I am John Rozelle, hear me ROAR like a dinosaur!

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

How you know you've been spending too much time with your tax consultant

I went in to H&R Block to get my taxes done the other day. (Yeah, I know I'm 8 months late). I ended up spending too much time in that office and it appears that my tax consultant became quite comfortable with me.
After paying, she handed me my receipt and very casually said, "I can staple this into your packet or you can just put it in your purse." She didn't stutter or anything. I opted to just put it in the packet.

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Suspicion Confirmed

I've always known that I couldn't dance. Pretty much everyone I know is aware of this fact as well. Still, many are gracious and do not readily bring this to mention.
The other day I was hanging out with my dad and 16 month old nephew. They were listening to music and dancing. My nephew came to me, grabbed my finger and pulled me toward him (his standard communication for me to come do something with him). I stood up and started dancing with them. A mere 3 or 4 seconds later, my nephew stopped dancing, returned to my seat and patted it motioning it was time for me to sit back down. Although his verbal communication is not yet very well developed, he knows how to convey his feelings and he knows what poor dancing looks like. His tact may be lacking, but his perception is quite keen.