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Thursday, February 22, 2007

What do a Brown Corduroy Skirt and Hitler have in Common?

Have you ever had a man wearing a skirt call you an ignorant Nazi slave? No? Well, I have. Those weren't his exact words, but that was his point.
Last night Andy and I went to "Conspiracy Night" where a university professor shows a video regarding some current controversy and then discussion follows. Our film of choice depicted George W. Bush as the Hitler of today (photoshopped pictures with W. in full Nazi gear, Hitler mustache and all), desiring to rule the world through a New World Order. Turns out this Nazi New World Order has been around for a long time with the desire of world domination. Christopher Columbus was actually part of it. America was discovered to be used as a tool to develop technology and be a temporary stage for this Nazi regime. Of course, the events of 9-11 were a predominant role in the film, and how Bush has used the threat of terrorism to control the American people. There is a secret society, although not really all that secret-the Skull and Bones, who are tied to the Nazis and whose role it is to establish world domination. Of course, George W., his father and grandfather were all part of it. As is much of the American government.
Although this sounds a bit far-fetched, I must admit the film was utterly fascinating. And a bit frightening. I might even watch it again sometime.
So once the film was over, the professor addressed Andy and I with a question resembling, "So now how do you feel after having being enlightened to the fact that your country is the new Nazi regime desiring world domination and you are its slave, being used to accomplish its purposes? It must be a lot to take on at this new realization. You have never before realized the extent and comprehensiveness of what is going on." I admit I was a bit surprised. My ignorance and gullability.
I was soon told that the Bible was written by an established corperation in Rome. And every single war that has been waged was a result of an elite group within the society that desired to control its own people by fear. But keep in mind that discussion also involved the hundreds of other conspiracy movies that contain lies and half-truths, but in response to these comparisons, it was made clear that in our incredible fortune we had the privilege of stumbling upon the movie that gives all the answers to life. Imagine-us, in an offshoot of a bar, about 15 of us, listening to a man wearing a brown corduroy skirt, finally exposed to the reality of life and why things are the way they are. Imagine my delight. I apologize for flaunting. You'll catch your break someday.
Really, the movie was quite fascinating and had many interesting points. It was made by Alex Jones, a journalist from Austin, Texas. I think it was called "Martial Law" perhaps. Beware of the reality you may find yourself in, you ignorant Nazi slave, you.


  • At 9:50 AM, Blogger Alexis said…

    Oh my wow.

  • At 11:24 PM, Blogger Matt Mikalatos said…

    Did you know that Alex Jones is, himself, a rabid Nazi lover?

    I am not kidding.

    He photoshops pictures of everyone into Nazi regalia.

    But we all love him anyway. We call him "Hitler's Jester."

    Except for George W, who calls him snookums.

  • At 8:25 PM, Blogger Staci said…


  • At 1:05 AM, Blogger Matt Mikalatos said…

    I am wondering if they even *have* the internet in Bosnia.

    Well, do they?


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