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Monday, November 06, 2006

Bigfoot??? (from the archives)

This past weekend a group of 3 Croatians and 6 Americans were enjoying a leisurely swim in the Adriatic Sea in the mid-afternoon. All of the sudden, there appeared a figure in the distance, near where two Croatians were jumping into the water from rocks above.

Let's take a closer look.

Even closer.

Rumors have it that Bigfoot (aka Sasquatch) has been swimming these waters for centuries. In this region bears are often known for swimming from the coast to nearby islands, and it appears that Bigfoot also has a fancy for swimming.
Upon further observation by the swimmers, the supposed Bigfoot appeared to be imitating the human swimmers and climbed the rocks, jumping into the water below as they had previously done. Don't be fooled, this creature is of higher intelligence than once suspected. It appears to be a decent swimmer and possesses superior enough intellect and dexterity to put on the snorkle gear of one of the Americans. Although the American was somewhat alerted to this acquisition of supplies, the creature kindly returned the gear after having used it.
Let us not judge this being, but let us seek to live in unity with it.


  • At 4:44 AM, Blogger zoran said…

    I believe you suffered a great injustice for not receiving a comment for this marvelous post. So this is a comment out of protest.

    I WAS there! I SAW THE BIGFOOT! (but then again my eyesight was never perfect).


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