A Rozy View on Life

I am John Rozelle, hear me ROAR like a dinosaur!

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Why I am not God

Clearly this post could be very lengthy (based on the title) butI will resort to providing merely one tangible example. I have difficulty holding one person in my hand, let alone the entire world.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

If she can do it, so can I.

Today I saw a nun crossing the street....while the crosswalk light was red!

Monday, November 13, 2006

The Warfront

There is a battle waging between my hair and my forehead.
Unfortunately, my forehead is gaining new territory each day as my hair loses battle after battle.

Monday, November 06, 2006

Bigfoot??? (from the archives)

This past weekend a group of 3 Croatians and 6 Americans were enjoying a leisurely swim in the Adriatic Sea in the mid-afternoon. All of the sudden, there appeared a figure in the distance, near where two Croatians were jumping into the water from rocks above.

Let's take a closer look.


Even closer.


Rumors have it that Bigfoot (aka Sasquatch) has been swimming these waters for centuries. In this region bears are often known for swimming from the coast to nearby islands, and it appears that Bigfoot also has a fancy for swimming.
Upon further observation by the swimmers, the supposed Bigfoot appeared to be imitating the human swimmers and climbed the rocks, jumping into the water below as they had previously done. Don't be fooled, this creature is of higher intelligence than once suspected. It appears to be a decent swimmer and possesses superior enough intellect and dexterity to put on the snorkle gear of one of the Americans. Although the American was somewhat alerted to this acquisition of supplies, the creature kindly returned the gear after having used it.
Let us not judge this being, but let us seek to live in unity with it.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Noah

This is my newest nephew, Noah.

Although still a newborn, he is developmentally ahead of other children his age by leaps and bounds.
He is an accomplished yawner.

He can sleep with one eye open.

He can already sit up by himself.

He has a strong left jab.

He is capable of looking very sophisticated, even while asleep.

And he is already capable of watching tv and changing the channels (we only let him watch Animal Planet and the Cartoon Network).